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Lick your leg for a dime, lady.

My name's Katy.
I live in Washington State.
12.07.1995
My friendliness is often mistaken for flirting.
I fucking hate everyone.

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the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

Apply cold water on the burned area.

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No, forget that floppy disk table, I need this table.
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Ellen treats a couple on their honeymoon to first class

And then joins them

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